So I was standing in line to pay for my bottle of water when the cashiere looks down at my waste and says "Oh My God, that thing is so big, I'd have to use both hands to handle that"
I just stared at her along with the guy behind me trying to figure out what the hell was going on here. Then she turned instantly red, pointed and said "OH NO NO YOUR PHONE I MEANT YOUR PHONE, not that I swear!"
Me and the other guy got a good laugh and she couldnt even look at me, handed me my receipt and stood there red as hell. Thought I'd share a good laugh.
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So I was standing in line to pay for my bottle of water when the cashiere looks down at my waste and says "Oh My God, that thing is so big, I'd have to use both hands to handle that"
I just stared at her along with the guy behind me trying to figure out what the hell was going on here. Then she turned instantly red, pointed and said "OH NO NO YOUR PHONE I MEANT YOUR PHONE, not that I swear!"
Me and the other guy got a good laugh and she couldnt even look at me, handed me my receipt and stood there red as hell. Thought I'd share a good laugh.
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Same thing happened to me, only she wasn't talking about my phone.
Theoriginalgiga said:
Same thing happened to me, only she wasn't talking about my phone.
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Big belt buckle huh?
the size of a freakin satellite dish!
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"Oh My God, that thing is so big, I'd have to use both hands to handle that"
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I guess the perv in me would have said, you want to try.?
StarLog said:
I guess the perv in me would have said, you want to try.?
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that's not being a perv, just a normal man reaction
You should have given her your number and then said that you can play with both of my big things
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You should have given her your number and then said that you can play with both of my big things
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Wife tends to get a little territorial.
Hilarious! Haha
Lmao ..
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Wife tends to get a little territorial.
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HAHA, don't they all?
Similar thing happened to me, had my note on table at restaurant and I was leaning back stretching when waitress comes to table and says in a porn voice "Omg, that is so big" my wife was like "excuse me?" Hehe. Waitress turned red and said "The phone on the table, I swear!"
After reading this post, I have a feeling that alot of middle aged men are going to upgrade to the Note instead of buying a Corvette.
Love it!!!
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LOL! This never gets old!
-Once you go NOTE, you'd say 4 inches a Joke
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After reading this post, I have a feeling that alot of middle aged men are going to upgrade to the Note instead of buying a Corvette.
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It's far more economical. Might make the first belt buckle/phone holster so I can enjoy all the smiles and hushed "omg, its so big" as I strut up and down the hallways at work.
Ahhh good old "that's what she said" jokes
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Ahhh good old "that's what she said" jokes
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LOL
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Haha i never wear my shirt tucked in so sadly id never get this kind of treatment lol.
But everyone has commented on it when i whip it out. I get the standard "omg that's huge!", "that's a phone?!?"
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Lol scumbags
Related
so, my girlfriend sent me these picture messages last night of her conversation with "siri"....
my girlfriend has an awesome sense of humor, by the way. lol
Ahaha... This made me chuckle ;P very nice!
This might be a better place to post
http://forum.iphone-developers.com/iphone-4s/
inb4 flaming Homer/Moes
Good one. Ignore the forum nazi. Funny stuff is always good
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I think it's good enough for our general section. I never would of seen it in the gayphone 4s section.
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This might be a better place to post
http://forum.iphone-developers.com/iphone-4s/
inb4 flaming Homer/Moes
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Lol… actually, you are right I should have posted it there too people can see what garbage it is.
The last one was really funny.
Its official. Siri loves the ****
That was funny... It made my day...
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its official:
iphone is better than android cuz iphone loves the ****
dkdude36 said:
its official:
iphone is better than android cuz iphone loves the ****
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LOL maybe the next one will have a mouth for ur pleasure
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haha this is very funny
ckoadiyn said:
LOL maybe the next one will have a mouth for ur pleasure
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haha, thats pretty funny!
It's true about siri loving ****. Was by an Apple store, so I tried it out, asked siri to suck my d!ck and she said, and I'm not lying one bit: "of course sir, when would you like me to?" I said "now," she said "okay.' I then said "thank you," and she said "my pleasure."
Via My HTC Evo 3D On The Now Network From Sprint.
I asked it where to get a BJ and it brought up local escort companies near my current location. No joke. Android ICS needs to catch up!
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I asked it where to get a BJ and it brought up local escort companies near my current location. No joke. Android ICS needs to catch up!
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when will you ever do that? and then you automatically become a suspect for 'that hooker found in a trunk off the freeway'
Read first line about gf sending pics.
Scrolled...no pics of said gf.
Have a nice day.
^hahah sorry to disappoint
I'm sure all of us have been teased by these people, them saying its too big, etc is that a tablet? Blah blah blah! I got sick of it and started reading them back. Curious what some of you have come up with, these are mine.
"*squint* What is that? A phone for ants!"
"Wow your keychain has internet on it? That's awesome!"
"Oh man! How do you read on that thing? The screen is the size of a post it"
I got to admit i love the look on there face when they try out my note.
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Meh, they could just as easily laugh at a Note user trying to stuff it in his jeans pocket. Defining one's self by the devices he buys is like living in some coked up ad man's wet dream.
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Meh, they could just as easily laugh at a Note user trying to stuff it in his jeans pocket. Defining one's self by the devices he buys is like living in some coked up ad man's wet dream.
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By that logic, America must be one giant coked out ad man's wet dream. Lol
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Twisted politiks said:
By that logic, America must be one giant coked out ad man's wet dream. Lol
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I always thought so
burhanistan said:
Meh, they could just as easily laugh at a Note user trying to stuff it in his jeans pocket. Defining one's self by the devices he buys is like living in some coked up ad man's wet dream.
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I didn't say it defines anyonem . Just talking about playful teasing among friends
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I make fun of customers when they hand me their iPhone. I usually have my not sitting on the desk and I just say "what is this tiny thing" and look at the iPhone strangely. Some are amused and some seem annoyed.
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Don't have anyone I hate so much add to make fun of their phone and lose their friendship. I do though compare my phone and let then try it out them answers. Most if then love the now more than the iPhone
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Don't have anyone I hate so much add to make fun of their phone and lose their friendship. I do though compare my phone and let then try it out them answers. Most if then love the now more than the iPhone
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Either your too serious or your friends are. Who would stop being friends with someone over a harmless joke
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I owned a 3g and ip4 for a good 2+ years....so was very used to it.
HOWEVER, I laughed at myself today...at BestBuy I saw a display for a Blood Pressure arm band attached to a small, dinky looking device.
After staring at the device, i paused, laughed almost out loud and realized it was an iPhone...I had to do a double take just to make sure...it seemed so miniature.
Willanhanyard said:
Don't have anyone I hate so much add to make fun of their phone and lose their friendship. I do though compare my phone and let then try it out them answers. Most if then love the now more than the iPhone
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Bwahaha. Come on ur not serious are you? Lose a friend for telling him his iPhone is a funny looking phone and making fun of it?
What would he do if u told him he is ugly and his mother dresses him funny? Delete ur phone from his cloud?
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Bwahaha. Come on ur not serious are you? Lose a friend for telling him his iPhone is a funny looking phone and making fun of it?
What would he do if u told him he is ugly and his mother dresses him funny? Delete ur phone from his cloud?
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That's the mentality of iPhone users lol !!! you can't say anything negative about the product.
Me and there of my friends at work have a friendly phone war going on. Two have Androids and the other two have iPhones. We're always trying to "out feature" each other. They had to admit that they both were thinking of switching to Android when we finished with them.
It's funny watching iPhone users looking at the screen 2 inches from their face.... Haha.
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I have a friend that bashes Android all the time but he has an htc rezound. Anytime something happens to his phone he says if he had an iphone he wouldn't have that problem.
On the other hand, every time i whip out my note there is the occasional...gd, wtf, holy sh#t, and other comments that make me smile
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I make fun of customers when they hand me their iPhone. I usually have my not sitting on the desk and I just say "what is this tiny thing" and look at the iPhone strangely. Some are amused and some seem annoyed.
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I do same thing,am like what's this small thing you got leaving my Note on desk in a way they look.
And I show Note,everyone feels a shame of their iPhone and accept Note is best, but only few admit by tongue, and some show other way frustration.
Well I enjoy all, so funny.
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I just smile and enjoy my 5.3" screen,I have learned that the sheep are so brainwashed It"s a waste of time even messin with them.
rich250 said:
I just smile and enjoy my 5.3" screen,I have learned that the sheep are so brainwashed It"s a waste of time even messin with them.
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True.
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And let's nit forget that iPhone users are creative (baristas at best)
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And let's nit forget that iPhone users are creative (baristas at best)
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What
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I've converted a few seemingly faithful iSheep to galaxy phones and have had letters written to best buy thanking me lol some people are willing to break the mold and try something else. Some are hopeless
The hopeless ones are the most fun to mess with hahaha
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So many PROs and CONs, the PROS out weight the CONS.
After showing 7 iPhone users at work the note, they just curl their tail up under their butt and walk away without saying anything.
I know they knew they made a mistake getting th iphone.
LOL
Okay tell us the next line then pick your own, or keep this song going. And before you tell me it's in the wrong section, I don't get out of the note or android development sections so get over it.
"Every dayyyyy love me your own special way melt are my heart away with a smile"
FJ pimped my pride
This is gay
Send from the Noteorious BIG 5.3" Bell Canada
eviltango said:
This is gay
Send from the Noteorious BIG 5.3" Bell Canada
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HAHAHAHA
eviltango said:
This is gay
Send from the Noteorious BIG 5.3" Bell Canada
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lolz
I wouldnt used the g.. word, but this is what happened when someone has too much free time and doesn't know what to do with it.
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And before you tell me it's in the wrong section, I don't get out of the note or android development sections so get over it.
FJ pimped my pride
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You're in the wrong section.
This isn't an amazon forum.
I'm taking my ball and going home
FJ pimped my pride
dhoang said:
I wouldnt used the g.. word, but this is what happened when someone has too much free time and doesn't know what to do with it.
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Remember Lewis CK talking about the f word lol.
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Awe 21, bring your ball back!! I like this game, but don't know the song
Try this one-Think kid shows from the early 60's
I'm a little teapot short and stout, Here is my handle, here is my spout....
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Awe 21, bring your ball back!! I like this game, but don't know the song
Try this one-Think kid shows from the early 60's
I'm a little teapot short and stout, Here is my handle, here is my spout....
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When you hear the teapot short and stout, tip me over and poor me out.
My turn.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right here i am.....
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His thread is a Joke!
-Once you go NOTE, you'd say 4 inches a Joke
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When you hear the teapot short and stout, tip me over and poor me out.
My turn.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right here i am.....
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Stuck in the middle with you
Throw a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it
FJ pimped my pride
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Stuck in the middle with you
Throw a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it
FJ pimped my pride
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Aint wastin dat dough on da otterbox, im just SPECKn it...
Im goin hard on dis thread, so get dis rite...
Clownin on iSheeps...big screen/S-pen dis **** aint hype..
-Once you go NOTE, you'd say 4 inches a Joke
SKyRocKeting727 said:
Aint wastin dat dough on da otterbox, im just SPECKn it...
Im goin hard on dis thread, so get dis rite...
Clownin on iSheeps...big screen/S-pen dis **** aint hype..
-Once you go NOTE, you'd say 4 inches a Joke
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If it's a free you want I was born to blaze tracks
Take NOTEs son I flip rhymes like flapjaxxx
FJ pimped my pride
Android The Greek said:
When you hear the teapot short and stout, tip me over and poor me out.
My turn.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right here i am.....
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Good try and Close- " when I get all steamed up hear me shout-
Just tip me over and pour me out!"
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If it's a free you want I was born to blaze tracks
Take NOTEs son I flip rhymes like flapjaxxx
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okay i'll give credit wen its due, flapjaxxx is a real guru...
you throw a couple milli in da air, man its about gettin paid
At first this thread was lame, but wen I stepped in..it became a game and u just got played...
-Once you go NOTE, you'd say 4 inches a Joke
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okay i'll give credit wen its due, flapjaxxx is a real guru...
you throw a couple milli in da air, man its about gettin paid
At first this thread was lame, but wen I stepped in..it became a game and u just got played...
-Once you go NOTE, you'd say 4 inches a Joke
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Nice
I'm sensing a battle cry are you calling me out?
Cause skinny kids shouldn't step into a heavy weight bout
I'll have you more confused than a noob trying to do a system dump
And I been known to leave dudes and family trees stumped
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Nice
I'm sensing a battle cry are you calling me out?
Cause skinny kids shouldn't step into a heavy weight bout
I'll have you more confused than a noob trying to do a system dump
And I been known to leave dudes and family trees stumped
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Ha very clever but it doesnt matter...
cuz im da fat man and you're da platter
I dont know system dump but im no prick
Just like Bball & phones, you be gettin bricks
You gettin nervous...sweaty..just like armpits
You tried to step up but again, I Just killed it.
-Once you go NOTE, you'd say 4 inches a Joke
That was fun but im done.
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Bravo!!!!
So I get all kinds of comments when people see me stretching my hands over a full five-and-a-half inches of gleaming phablet. From "that thing is HUGE!" to "are you on the phone or did you fall asleep on your flatscreen?" Honestly, I enjoy the attention, and I usually shrug it off by saying "yah, it came with a wall mount bracket and a remote," or "it's a case for my iphone," or "it came with a tiny little knife and a cheese-plate app."
Anyone else heard or told any good Note II jokes?
Verizon Samsung Galaxy Note II
Jelly Beans Build 3
replies to: "holy fark that thing is huge"
that's what she said (naturally)
you should see the other guy
yah, it makes my wong look small
you are
replies to: "what. is. that. thing?"
it's the Huawaei Ascend Mate
iPad mini
iPad maxi
iPhorn 5
it's the 5 commandments
kindle fire
carpal tunnel syndrome simulator
hoverboard
lapdesk
People have been stereotyping this phone as a 'Woman's phone' because there are 'demographics' showing more women using this phone than men. I don't know why, but that's what people say on DroidLife when there's an article about a GN2. In my opinion, that's stupid.
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People have been stereotyping this phone as a 'Woman's phone' because there are 'demographics' showing more women using this phone than men. I don't know why, but that's what people say on DroidLife when there's an article about a GN2. In my opinion, that's stupid.
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Maybe because it's more portable when you have a purse? I think as long as you don't wear skinny jeans you'll be fine. My Note 2 fits in my change pocket in my work pants and is barely noticeable.
I can't tell you how many times I've been asked if this "thing" makes phone calls.
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I can't tell you how many times I've been asked if this "thing" makes phone calls.
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*Pull out phone
"That's huge!"
*Put up to ear
"That thing makes phone calls?!"
Others: Didn't know tablets made phone calls
Are you bringing back the brick?
The rest (or pretty much all of them) are too dumb to remember.
Pretty much a daily occurrence. Maybe I should start using my Bluetooth headset.
The usual response is, "that thing is huge". Can't help but respond, "that's what she said"
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when people crack me for on my note 2, i just come back with "one day when you break away from foodstamps you can have some technology "
i rock a dakine hip pack (or a fanny pack as the newbs call it) none the less most people say "did you get that fanny pack for your phone? What else you got in there? So i show them - car keys, wallet,chapstic,gum, and maybe a reciept or two. Usually my phones in my hand or pocket.
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i rock a dakine hip pack (or a fanny pack as the newbs call it) none the less most people say "did you get that fanny pack for your phone? What else you got in there? So i show them - car keys, wallet,chapstic,gum, and maybe a reciept or two. Usually my phones in my hand or pocket.
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Lulz for thw fanny pack
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jdedeaux said:
i rock a dakine hip pack (or a fanny pack as the newbs call it) none the less most people say "did you get that fanny pack for your phone? What else you got in there? So i show them - car keys, wallet,chapstic,gum, and maybe a reciept or two. Usually my phones in my hand or pocket.
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No one "rocks" a fanny pack.
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Dakota0206 said:
No one "rocks" a fanny pack.
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i rock the sh!t out of it. haters gon' hate
People usually say "that's huge!" And I always say, "that's what she said! "
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jdedeaux said:
i rock the sh!t out of it. haters gon' hate
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What's your date of birth?
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People always ask me... Is that your phone? I always reply with, no it's the family tv
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No one "rocks" a fanny pack.
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Have to agree, unless your a 90's professional wrestler
Is that the ipad mini?
5.5"? I thought you'd said it was 7 (tongue in cheek)
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No one "rocks" a fanny pack.
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Agreed, especially when you start pulling out gum and chapstick to prove a point.
Since I'm in high school, most of the people around me simply think it's big as f**k but also awesome. I've gotten "that phone is tuff" and "that phone is odee brolic" for dayz. People always wanna play a game on it too
(btw I don't actually speak like that)
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Maybe because it's more portable when you have a purse? I think as long as you don't wear skinny jeans you'll be fine. My Note 2 fits in my change pocket in my work pants and is barely noticeable.
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I wear skinny jeans and it fines in my pocket perfectly. I mean my pants aren't overly skinny where look like they are painted on but still. I'm a skinny dude so I like stuff fitted.
I'm constantly asked at work if they could borrow my Ipad for a second.
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My favorite was is that the mini ipad? So I just said yep its a mini ipad mini ****s crazy. Don't even think they got the joke. Usually people like the phone and wanna try a game or something
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People at work are always asking why am I holding a tablet to my face when making phone calls.
Powered by my Note 2!
Alright we've had the phone for sometimes now and I know that almost everyone has had "that moment" with their galaxy note. So just share with the community what yours was and don't be shy I guarantee someone has had one way more embarrassing.
Mine was when in was walking down the hall and I had a slippery plastic case on my Gnote2 and it started turning sideways in my pocket and everyone was starring at me weirdly and I didn't know why until I tried to sit down an hour later and found out that my note was sideways in my pocket and it looks like I had a iLame mini in my pocket.
pr0n. Because 5.5 inches is the best to experience it. Pun intended.
But seriously, all the college guys around the campus ask if I watch erm...pr0n on such a big display lol Pretty damn embarrassing.
Naked pictures of my wife maybe? Everyone I show this phone to always wants to see it and someone wanted to see some of the pictures it takes...you get the point.
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I walk into class late and my teacher goes *that's a big ass phone* and everybody looks at me funny. Now I am the guy with the big phone.
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Naked pictures of my wife maybe? Everyone I show this phone to always wants to see it and someone wanted to see some of the pictures it takes...you get the point.
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Ok, I officially want to see your phone!
Haha what the hell, I thought this was a development website,
But yeah I'm the kid that makes phone calls on an iPad mini at my school
And by school, I mean the white house
God bless the American people.
for those of you who played Ghosts N' Goblins in the arcade, you know that jingle that plays when you start level one? the 5 second one? yeah, that's my notification tone. At 5:00 in the morning, i walk into my incredibly spacious work area with about 50 other people sitting around. that sound goes off at its loudest volume and literally echos through the area.
No regrets.
barrackOBAMA said:
Haha what the hell, I thought this was a development website,
But yeah I'm the kid that makes phone calls on an iPad mini at my school
And by school, I mean the white house
God bless the American people.
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Ha I don't think the president would misspell his own name.
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Ha I don't think the president would misspell his own name.
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Some little whipper snapper already took Barack Obama
God bless the American people.
barrackOBAMA said:
Some little whipper snapper already took Barack Obama
God bless the American people.
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You're doing God's work, son.
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Girl at pennstation asked me if it was the Note II and I said yes and she said,"That is so big can I hold it?!" And I said ,"yeah you can I really don't get to hear that enough!"
She just started laughing and walked away. :banghead:
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...When girls say, "Thats so big! How does it even fit in your pants?" and I just give them the
Whenever someone is like "That's a big phone!" and I immediately say thank you, like it's my doodle or something.
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Bohnsta said:
Whenever someone is like "That's a big phone!" and I immediately say thank you, like it's my doodle or something.
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And thats where you say "that's not the only big thing I got"
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I got another, so today at school I was standing outside and one of my friends (who happens to be a girl) comes outside and says let me hold that big old thing you got I was like ha you can hold anything you want.
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I got another, so today at school I was standing outside and one of my friends (who happens to be a girl) comes outside and says let me hold that big old thing you got I was like ha you can hold anything you want.
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Thats when you go full creepy for a few seconds. Just stare her dead in the eye and slowly reach down and unzip ypur pants. Haha only kidding. That'd probably get you suspended.
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droidx2.3.3 said:
Thats when you go full creepy for a few seconds. Just stare her dead in the eye and slowly reach down and unzip ypur pants. Haha only kidding. That'd probably get you suspended.
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Ha!
droidx2.3.3 said:
Thats when you go full creepy for a few seconds. Just stare her dead in the eye and slowly reach down and unzip ypur pants. Haha only kidding. That'd probably get you suspended.
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Would be worth it! Specially if she says," I'll hold that later "
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